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    Quote Originally Posted by goldfinch View Post
    I was thinking Fred and Ethel from the I Love Lucy show and had a slip!

    I had two precious baby dolls when I was a little girl. One was named Molly Ethylene. The other, Polly Ethylene. Geek from the get go.
    I love it. I also completely missed the reference. Oops.
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    I've heard a female Fred is a Wilma.
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    LOL. I guess I am a Fred.

    I didn't know what pie plates were until I looked it up. Check. Have them. Not sure I should take them off, but I don't care. It looked like too much of a pain to get them off anyway.

    I bought lights..front and back. I really don't want to be run over by a semi truck going 60+mph. As a driver, I appreciate that you are visible so I don't accidentally hit you.

    I thought about getting one of the vests with a triangle on the back but didn't want to look that desperate to be seen.

    I put different grips on my mountain bike that are comfort style as my hands were really hurting. (I took my bike in to get my computer working and the guy loved them. Said he was going to order some in for the store) It doesn't look pure mountain bike anymore, but I don't care.

    I have cheater clipless pedals. One side is flat, the other side is clipless.


    I also got the impression that a Fred was a wanna-be racer that bought TOL everything to be cool and fit in even though he knows nothing but pretends to be an expert. That's where I was sort of worried..LOL. I saw everything in a practical way, not to pretend to fit in and I'm sure not an expert.

    It's also interesting to walk into a LBS and see how the staff react to people coming in. I may not know much, but I'm not about to let you treat me like I'm stupid. If you can't be bothered to answer my newbie questions without rolling your eyes I can buy elsewhere. I've learned that much from buying sewing machines from dealers. Thankfully; my LBS has been really great about my newbie status even if there is some minor eye rolling.

    I'd probably move closer to the Fred status if I bought the electric bike I was looking at the other day. LOL.

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    I have a name for cyclists without lights but it's not Fred and it's not nice.

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    Last Monday Channel 15 came out to do photo shoots of our ride (I can't find where/if they did a story, which I wanted to see, because this is the local station that aired a story after cycling fatalities and serious injuries where they interviewed a council member who lectured cyclists that they all needed to ride as close to the curb as possible... the fact that the two crashes happened to cyclists riding on the sidewalk didn't seem to matter...)
    ... I came there from work... street clothes and my Xtracycle. Everybody else (which I don't think is that common) was pretty much lycra kit and sleek road bike ... I figured I could find the video if they put it online and say "Find the Fred!!!" Since the previous week's ride had been in brutal winds and people had said they'd gone out too fast, the pace was slow enough for me to spend time in the lead, too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geonz View Post
    ... I came there from work... street clothes and my Xtracycle. Everybody else (which I don't think is that common) was pretty much lycra kit and sleek road bike ... I figured I could find the video if they put it online and say "Find the Fred!!!" Since the previous week's ride had been in brutal winds and people had said they'd gone out too fast, the pace was slow enough for me to spend time in the lead, too
    There goes Freda on video.
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    Well, I still have the dork disk on my road bike. It's not huge so I don't care... I also have a mtb saddle on my bike - it's shaped right, lightweight... and has a fox on it. I also have the super-bright DiNotte lights and a rearview mirror. And when I ride alone, I wear screaming yellow or orange. Bite me.

    Quote Originally Posted by PamNY View Post
    I have a name for cyclists without lights but it's not Fred and it's not nice.
    Probably the same as what I called the lady I saw riding her bike in the fast lane of a 4-way highway today. No, she wasn't fast. No, she wasn't turning. No, she wasn't in the middle of the lane, she was close to the double yellow line. No mirrors, no lights, five cars all piled up behind her. I was driving the opposite direction and changed myself to the slow lane. But she had a helmet, and was smiling.

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    The female version of a "Fred" is a "Wilma". I understand it to be the one who buys a super expensive bike (way beyond their riding abilities), and ALL THE GEAR you can think of to go with it, trying to look like they "belong", when in fact they have very little in the way of biking skill or technique. They are just trying way too hard. They're "wannabes".

    I don't think they're the ones who are actually trying, but look like dorks. Not sure what they're called.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Velocivixen View Post
    The female version of a "Fred" is a "Wilma". I understand it to be the one who buys a super expensive bike (way beyond their riding abilities), and ALL THE GEAR you can think of to go with it, trying to look like they "belong", when in fact they have very little in the way of biking skill or technique. They are just trying way too hard. They're "wannabes".

    I don't think they're the ones who are actually trying, but look like dorks. Not sure what they're called.
    That's not a Fred, those peeps are Posers ... All the bling but nothing to back it up...

 

 

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