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ha ha, I have another bad idea related to cats:
never cut their nails with a pair of scissors while they're on your lap... My otherwise docile cat didn't take to this and chomped down on my finger - right in the nail bed. I couldn't wash it or otherwise disinfect it so I had to go get a tetanus shot and go on heavy duty antibiotics which turned my insides into liquid.
Never lure a 100 lb german shepherd from a distance with a hot dog.
Do not cut two-day-old bagels with a bread knife. Just don't. Especially not when they're the cinnamon sugar type with the topping that seems to suck water out of the air and turns into a slimy and sticky goo.
At least I don't leave slime trails.
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2009 Giant Avail 3 |Specialized Jett 143
2013 Charge Filter Apex| Specialized Jett 143
1996(?) Giant Iguana 630|Specialized Riva
Saving for the next one...