Really bad ideas

[Roadtrip]

do it right the first time.

Famous last words

[badger]

ha ha, I have another bad idea related to cats:

never cut their nails with a pair of scissors while they're on your lap... My otherwise docile cat didn't take to this and chomped down on my finger - right in the nail bed. I couldn't wash it or otherwise disinfect it so I had to go get a tetanus shot and go on heavy duty antibiotics which turned my insides into liquid.

[sundial]

Man airlifted after fight with cat

[sundial]

Never lure a 100 lb german shepherd from a distance with a hot dog.

[Owlie]

Do not cut two-day-old bagels with a bread knife. Just don't. Especially not when they're the cinnamon sugar type with the topping that seems to suck water out of the air and turns into a slimy and sticky goo.