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That's a very good observation. As you said, not to make excuses, but to better understand how our dogs view the world.
One of my rescues was afraid of drunk people, and he was very alarmed by elderly people with a shuffling gait. At first I when I saw that reaction I though "What now?" On reflection, it made a lot of sense. Drunks walk funny, and there is a similarity with alcohol-impaired gait.