Quote Originally Posted by KnottedYet View Post
"If only the helmet law was taken away, how many more people would..."
...have crushed upper orbital bones?
...sport amazing scarred and twisted eyebrows?
...be mistaken for men because of their deformed faces?

Oh, yeah, I'm all over that. C'mon, I want more people to suffer like me!!!

Been there, done that, wearing a helmet now.
Knot, I'm callin' BS on this, you're gorgeous.
(glances around for Trek)
I mean that in the most innocuous, happilymarriedwoman way possible.