this one time, a guy friend of mine was um...how do i put this...spending some quality time alone. apparently it was some very good quality time. afterwards, he looked in the mirror and, wtf? his eyeball had a giant burst vessel.

thinking he might be having a stroke, he dialed 911. once the paramedics got there, he had to explain exactly what he was doing. the medics assured him he was fine, and that this was somewhat common. d'oh.

that's my broken blood vessel in the eye story. hope you enjoyed it.