I also can't bear to throw anything away, and don't live in an area where athletic clothing would do anything but languish at a thrift store. Spandex and other technical fabrics aren't even any good as shop rags. So the things I hardly ever wear, never wear out, and sit at the bottom of my drawer forever...

I should inventory all of it and put it up for a TE giveaway. Anyone want those UA shorts now that I've described them so fetchingly?