So far 5 "Looky-loos" have been washed out to sea from the West Coast.

Gotta get up close and personal with the tsunami surge, cuz everyone knows the media is just over-reacting and the government is lying and hey, we all know we see waves bigger than 2 feet all the time, so this tsunami warning stuff means nothing and besides we're 8,000 miles from Japan and let's get a six-pack and go to the beach!

4 people were rescued. The body of the 5th has not been found.

C'mon, kids. Keep your buns off the beaches today.