Dear DH's company's board member:

I'm going home, and I'm taking my ball with me. Don't kid yourself that offering to be my BFF now, after I've been drifting in limbo for 18 months, is going to change my mind.

Sincerely,
A Pushy American Girl

P.S. And please stop telling me that the weather isn't usually this bad. You have no credibility with me.