Dear So and So

[laura*]

Dear NewImprovedTaste!:

Yes you NewImprovedTaste!, there in the yellow oval. Your taste is not improved. It's actually worse than before. Also, NewImprovedTaste!, you now cause distress in my digestive tract.

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(((MOB))) Hoping that the prior issues were all handled before the current challenge...

[Selkie]

Tgif

[jessmarimba]

Dear woman from the Ohio EPA:

If you see in my email signature that I live in Colorado, don't call my cell phone after I don't answer at the office at 8am EST. There's a time change that makes it 6 am here and I will not be happy to hear from you.

Also, for the love of all things you hold dear, stop using apostrophes to pluralize words! You're putting the English language to shame. (I might have forgiven your poor email skills had you not called so early but the wrath of the grammar demon has been awakened).

Grumpily yours,
ZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzzz

[OakLeaf]

Oh Jess,

It's the Ohio E"P"A. You wouldn't have had any reason to know ... but now you do.

[jessmarimba]

Oak, I should have already known. Once I finally talked to her I realized I've dealt with her before and the intervening year or so has not helped her temperament. Yeesh.

Selkie, tgi-weekend!

[Crankin]

Dear Self,
Give me patience to deal with DH's family today. I don't want to have to use my professional skills with them.

[Becky]

Dear coworkers,

I've trained you both, I'm thrilled to see you doing so well at your jobs, and I'm glad that you're helping each other out with workload. So why do I suddenly feel like persona non grata to you?

Signed,
Lonely