Dear So and So

[crazycanuck]

I reported the post as spam...
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Just letting you know our friend's house is ok & was not damaged in the fire. I think they were a smidgen of a bit away from the area but they evacuated anyways.

A gent accidentally started the fire w his axle grinder..http://www.watoday.com.au/environmen...208-1akku.html. Apparently there was a TFB at the time as well...I don't know if i could live with myself knowing that i'd helped destroy 71 houses

I dearly hope the forecasted high winds this weekend don't spark another one.

[limewave]

Dear Self:

1) You do NOT want another baby.
2) Mind your own business.
3) Think spring. February is a short month. And you always get to go on a nice outdoor ride in March. Hang in there!

~Limewave

[SadieKate]

Dear manager to whom I do not report:

I don't care if you are the CEO of our big-a$$, gigandawanda company. Your title alone is not enough for me to bump you to the top of the list. If you want to meet with me, tell me WHY you come before sales and revenue-related commitments I have already made.

And b!tchy responses just make me even more likely to hold my ground to follow directives given by my manager and expectations from sales mgmt all the way to the top of our big-a$$, gigandawanda company that is in the last quarter of the fiscal year. Contracts and moolah come first, not your title.

~SK

[Owlie]

Dear parents--
Please get off my back.

[SadieKate]

Dear Owlie,

I think that's in their job description.

~SK

PS - But I am sooo with you!

[crazycanuck]

I received a message from a friend informing me that thier parents house was lost in the bushfire on the weekend

[Owlie]

Dear certain graduate program--
Since I know when your campus visit dates are, I think I can safely assume that I didn't make your "to interview" cut. Okay, I can accept that. It would rather nice, though, if you TOLD me that instead of leaving me to guess. I suppose mailing all of your rejection letters at one go would be easier, but still...

[alexis_the_tiny]

Owlie, I think that might actually break some kind of contract they signed at your birth....

[HillSlugger]

Many of the race reports I read will talk about "coming down the shoot". No, it's *chute*!

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

I get irked by unnecessary apostrophe's too.