Quote Originally Posted by Roadtrip View Post

He also started raiding the trash and got an awful (I mean REALLY awful) case of the dogie do-do and had an accident in the house while I was at work. I cleaned the mess up. He just looked at me so pathetic and sad I couldn't be mad at him. VERY next day he does the SAME thing, but to a lesser degree, so he was perfect example that dogs just aren't that dang smart!!!
I could've written that myself! I have SO many stories!

my dog would have literally toppled you over to get at a moldy bun. It really didn't help that he had colitis, so when he was indescrete (which was far more often than I liked!) he inevitably had accidents at home. And these are the projectile kind that smelled worse than hell itself. I'd be literally gagging while I'm cleaning up. I know he couldn't help it and the pitiful looks he gave me...

I used hydrogen peroxide on him a couple of times before I discovered activated charcoal. Whenever I wasn't quick enough to divert him from eating god-knows-what, I gave him a capsule of charcoal and he never had any explosions. Whenever his tummy was gurgling, the charcoal settled it.

If it were my dog that ate the chicken carcass, I would've had to stay home from work and sit outside with him all day...