Even if it's bunk, for a few minutes it made me feel better about day to day operations. As soon as my body temperature or workload gets anywhere near warm, I start sweating. I sweat sitting in my office if the temperature gets warm or I get into a (literally) heated discussion. Even if it doesn't get what you'd consider warm, I just sweat. All those TV commercials about sweaty pits make me self-conscious, I admit it. Now I'll just imagine to myself "it's the curse of being fit."

I see people at the gym who don't sweat, too, especially those tiny women who look small but not really muscular or "fit." I figure they aren't working hard enough. Maybe they aren't working hard enough often enough. Maybe I just want to hate them because they are small.