Quote Originally Posted by indysteel View Post
and, third, I have "gluteal amnesia." It's more pronounced on my left side, but it's an issue on the right side as well.

This latter issue was something I'd never heard of. Has anybody else had to deal with it?

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We call it "dumb butt syndrome." "Gluteal amnesia" is a cute phrase for it, I'll have to toss that around.