relly ladies, where were the SPLORF warnings on all the Preparation H stuff.?

Go commando, shave your bikini line on the inner groin or wait until you get older and start losing it, Use a chamois butter, get out of the shorts as soon as you get off the bike, wash or shower each time you wear the shorts, wash your shorts after each ride, air dry them to keep the chamoin soft and don't forget to use sunscreen- I wonder how preparation H works as a base coat?