Dear So and So

[Catrin]

dear sweet cat,

i know you are just so beside yourself with joy that i actually came home and fed you at 1 am instead of forgetting your evening meal, and you are having a swell time lying upside down in my lap playing with ny necklace and purring your heart out.. but i'd really like to go to bed now, please. cant you just go somewhere and be boring?

one-handedly yours,
your human

Awwww, how sweet