Dear So and So

[emily_in_nc]

Dear Kitchen:
Please clean yourself, or you will be outsourced to taco bell. Thanks.

Thanks for the laugh! Good one!

[Owlie]

Our kitchen got outsourced to Chipotle tonight. Closer and not as sketchy as the nearest Taco Bell. Thanks for that laugh.

[inkspot]

Dear school:

Can I have a week off, please? After three straight years without a vacation, I really want to sleep...

Sincerely,

One tired student

[pinkychique]

Dear Stupid,

I'm really glad you're riding your bike to the gym, but if you're going to ride it, and lock it up, at least know the RIGHT way to lock it up. As in go through YOUR frame, not your quick release back wheel and then through MY frame thus locking my bike up and not yours.

Hope you learned something from the note I left you.

Sincerely,

Me

[bmccasland]

Dear Herald,
Would you please hold down your breakfast? Coming "home" to the hotel, to find you've tossed breakfast, again, is not exactly pleasant. You hold down dinner and it's the same thing. I don't understand. Am I going to need to add a Vet bill to my VISA card?

[jessmarimba]

Oh wow pinky, that had to be a pain!

And bmccasland - I wonder if it's just stress? You just moved, right? My cats will do that sometimes if I've been gone - eat and then puke it all right up within half an hour or so. It's pretty disgusting, but if dinner is staying down Herald is probably ok.

[marni]

Dear Stupid,

I'm really glad you're riding your bike to the gym, but if you're going to ride it, and lock it up, at least know the RIGHT way to lock it up. As in go through YOUR frame, not your quick release back wheel and then through MY frame thus locking my bike up and not yours.

Hope you learned something from the note I left you.

Sincerely,

Me

inquiring minds want to know how you got free if the chain was through his wheel- even taking it off of the bike wouldn't quite work although I would have done that just to say thank you.

[pinkychique]

inquiring minds want to know how you got free if the chain was through his wheel- even taking it off of the bike wouldn't quite work although I would have done that just to say thank you.

I considered taking the frame, picking up another ill-locked back wheel and riding home, but thought that would be viewed as stealing Totally considered it though. I made SO ride home and come back with the car since I wasn't interested in walking 3 miles in the dark. Then drove back to pick up my baby after dinner. Dumbass tore up my note and stuck it in random places...guess she didn't like the correction

While I waited I found a mtb with nothing but a U-lock locked to his front wheel and sitting on the ground...coulda found an extra front wheel quite easily too

Wanna bet 90% of stolen bikes were people who didn't know how to lock it up right?

[Blueberry]

Dear Pedestrian:

When I quickly flicked my lights to let you know that I was stopping for you, and stopped several car lengths from where you were crossing, coming at my car in a threatening manner, shaking your fist *with a baby carrier on your arm* was really not smart. And not appreciated. I don't know how you could have thought I was being anything but courteous. I hope the female you were with gives you a stern talking to. Safe travels, d!ck head.