When I first saw the word "fanny pack" I thought modern day chastity belt? I had fun when she introduced her teenage son as "Randy". I mean, aren't they all? My dh wanted to move when I said australia was full of knockers. He thought I was a bit of a risk taker when I suggested he put pot plants in the bathroom.

I was a bit confused when the dental nurses said shed put stuffers in a grocery bag. This was our slang for a tampon (as opposed to a "surfie" (surfboard) which was a pad. "Benches" Are actually countertops which ld
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