Why older women shouldn't cycle

[TrekTheKaty]

This thread should be a sticky. It's hilarious. I have to set everything out the night before or I would never get out of the house.

I long ago learned--I keep my gloves and helmet on at all stops, including the coffee house. All bottles go immediately back into the rack. Camelbak always goes right back on. I've looked for my sunglasses, only to fine them dangling from my jersey or handlebars.

But, for the first time, DH:

Came home and pulled his new helmet out of the cargo bin in his pickup bed. I reminded him he shouldn't keep it in there--it gets to hot. He replied: "I thought I lost it! I looked everywhere. I drove back over my route. I was getting ready to order a new one. I don't know how it got in there!"

[sundial]

once I came to work and realized a while later I wasn't wearing a bra!

Oh my gosh, that is tooo funny!! LOL!!

I once loaded my bike, drove to the destination, unloaded the bike, got on to go and had the wrong shoes on. I rode 20 miles trying to stay on the SPD pedals.