A woman without a man .....

[lph]

A fish with a bicycle is ....

... a multitalented creature. Like most women

[Crankin]

When I was 9 months pregnant with my first son, one of the big, tough looking football playing seniors in my remedial English class asked me how my "husband could allow me to drive all the way to school, on the freeway, alone, because I could have the baby at any minute."
I reminded him the baby would not just plop out on the front seat of my car.

[RolliePollie]

A variation...

From the Ray Troll website...he's an artist in Alaska who does some awesome T-shirts and wildlife art.

[uforgot]

I've used that quote a lot, but I thought it was "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle".


Edit: because I googled it.

"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle"
Irina Dunn

No, not Gloria Steinem, although she is often credited with the phrase.
Not U2 either (Throwin' Your Arms Around the World off Achtung Baby). Long time after.