Local Trail Encounter

[Librarygirl]

One of these days I'll have to tell you about the Topless Jogging Granny I encountered (unexpectedly) on a blind corner about 5 years ago this summer.

That's the scariest image I've had in my head for quite a while!

[jessmarimba]

I was out for a run last fall and saw the same guy pee 3 times about 6 inches off the trail. I was more amazed that he had to pee 3 times during a 13 mile run than I was by the fact that he wasn't bothering to hide.

[Zen]

There is no way this not perv behavior.

[solobiker]

I was on a hike at a local favorite in Boulder and when I was hiking back down from the summit there was a women smack dab in the middle of the trail in mid-squat peeing away. I had to laugh...this trail is heavily traveled..I am sure she got her socks wet becasue she turned and tried to walk quickly away with her pants down.

There used to also be this on guy that DH and I would see frequently in the foothills who would always be jogging or hiking with a backpack and wearing a black spedo. We have not seen him for a few years which I am not complaining about.

[jessmarimba]

I'm glad the speedo guy is gone, too!

I was driving back from the airport with my SO and we came around a turn in his neighborhood and saw two guys holding 3 bikes while a woman behind them was squatting beside the road. He and I were cracking up - we both know better than to go further into those woods with all of that poison ivy!

I used to work in archaeology, and we usually figured the middle of the woods (no trails) was pretty safe if the coworkers weren't around...Til the rangers told us that our site was a panther habitat and the motion detector cameras had gotten a shot or two of our crew using the bushes.

[solobiker]

Oh yeah...I almost forgot, I was walking across the parking lot at 330pm..not 330am to go to the grocery store and I saw this guy standing next to his car then open his door as if he was going to get in. Well, he did not get in. I saw him reach in front of himself and kind of shift around then begin to pee I don't live in a bad or rough area. I could not believe it. After I was done shopping I was talking with the cashier and mentioned to her in a light hearted way and she started to appologize and told me she would have someone go right out and wash it off. I laughed to myself. Can you imagine trying to find a pee puddle in a parking lot.

[Aggie_Ama]

It amazes me how many people I hear mountain biking that don't know what poison ivy looks like. I can only imagine there are a lot of accidental infections. When I got active I learned what poisonous snakes, poison ivy and poison oak looked like.