I was born in the 80s, so no.. 
3.5 days of antibiotics later, I am feeling better. I'm considering taking my second dose of diflucan today (first was on Tuesday) since my yeast infection is still kind of uncomfortable (almost gone, but not quite). Sigh.
I'm hoping to be able to ride my bike tomorrow! I am having a very stressful week and I've been totally unable to exercise (my go-to for stress), so I really need to do SOMETHING. Running is still uncomfortable today, I'm still not allowed in the pool, and weight equipment is a no-no for a while. Le sigh.
Thanks for the neosporin tip, though. I thought I had gotten everything with neosporin + bandaid, but my chainring did stab me in the back of the calf when I was walking my bike to transition (one of my boyfriend's kids stopped suddenly in front of me), so I didn't get that covered.
“Hope is the thing with feathers, that perches in the soul, and sings the tune without words, and never stops at all.”
- Emily Dickinson