You Might Be a Cyclist If...

[Dogmama]

oooh, guilty as charged.........I have always teased friends who watch golf, telling them that I can't because I can't stand all the stimulation

I used to watch golf to fall asleep. But still - I think TdF ranks higher. At least they aren't just walking around with the announcer talking in meditation-style tones. Golf doesn't have Bob Roll.

[channlluv]

And you don't see Phil Michelson headbutting John Daly on the 18th hole.


Roxy

[DebSP]

...you "accidently" go for a bike ride. As in "I'm just going to go over to that garage sale up the street" (because there was a bike leaning against the tree!) and you phone 5 miles from home to make sure it is OK if you go for a longer ride because the weather is perfect!