I cracked up my club the other day...

I was having one of those really scattered days when I showed up for the club ride. First I locked my car and walked a few yards over to where the club was assembling. "Helmet?!" they reminded me.

So I walked back to the car, got my helmet, locked the car and walk back. "Are you going to ride with one glove?"

This time one of them held my bike for me. One more walk to the car, finally completely outfitted, I walked back to the group and said, "Dangit! I forgot my underwear!"