I haven't read all the posts here, but I thought I'd put in what set me off this morning.
My supervisor was talking to my co-worker. Sup went to a chinese restaurant and had something vegetarian, a prawn dish. Said she's being vegetarian this month.
Eh? since when did prawns become vegetables? I actually ripped right into her saying prawns are animals ("no they're not", she claimed

), and how shrimp harvesting is so devastating as they troll everything in the nets' path.
What's worse is that another goof standing by listening in said that fish are considered part of a vegetarian diet. That set me off even more.
Grr
Oh my god, just as I put this up, my coworker says "ever been to the Crab Pot? sounds good, they take a crab and smash it with a hammer for you".
Yeah, that sounds great.