Quote Originally Posted by maillotpois View Post
Except for my shoe size.

One. Full. Size. 10 to 11. I can't have more kids or I will only be able to shop in the drag queen shoe stores. Not that there's anything wrong with that, and I certainly live in the right place, but the selection is limited.
I was a 7.5 medium, now I am an 8 WIDE...friggin' duck paddles I have for feet, now.