Dear puppies (again),

Here's the deal. There aren't many places in the USA where dogs can get away with being wild, and this isn't one of them. I've tried my darndest to get you to trust me enough to catch you. I've found the guy who owns your mother, and he's done everything he can do to catch you, too. He's mentioned calling the dog warden. The fact that he didn't socialize you from birth gives you an idea of how much he cares about you, so if I have to call the dog warden, I don't expect he's going to pay the money and go through the process to get you out. And, if you go there and don't let anyone touch you, they're going to decide pretty quickly that you're not adoptable.

I can't have wild dogs living under my shrubbery. You've got until Friday to get in the trap or let me, my husband or your owner catch you. After that I'm calling the dog warden.

Signed,
Heartbroken