Greatest invention ever!

[Xrayted]

the snooze button.

tampons.

pain meds so I'm not a hurty, pukey b!tch once a month.

Turkey Hill Iced Tea and Seltzer's Lebanon bologna, which hallelujah, I can now get in OR. (if you have to ask, then I can't explain it to you)

spray bottles, which are cooling in the summer and frightening to the kitty who likes to stomp on me in the middle of the night.

flannel sheets in the winter.

wool socks anytime.

sleeping bags that zip together to make one big cozy one.

ear plugs.

nitrile gloves, sterile technique and disinfectant. (I work in a hospital)

sunglasses and sunblock.

comfortable shoes instead of having to wear heels. (what ******* man thought heels up anyway? you know it was a man. it had to be.)

pants for women.

the written word.