Quote Originally Posted by kenyonchris View Post
I forgot to mention that on my ride through Burleson and the surrounding area I saw a funny thing. Caterpillars crossing the road. The big, fat, furry caterpillers. I thought they looked like something out of disney crossing the road in a business like fashion. At a rest stop I mentioned them to my husband ....that I liked seeing such big furry caterpillers. I had never seen such large fat ones before. I reckoned they were cute and might even be a fun pet. He looked at me and said, "Yeah, those are asps, not caterpillers. They send you to the hospital."
Fabulous. So much for Disney.
But if you had one for a pet, when someone ticked you off you could say (ever so sweetly), "Kiss my asp."