I look forward to Andy Borowitz's take on things....even when the artciles are so-so, the titles almost always get me chuckling. I missed this one. Thanks Oak.

But, as a cynic, it may just be the quotes picked out for articles, but I don't see the riders saying things like, "I never doped. I'm clean and always have been." No, you see, "Floyd's accusations are not founded", "Responding to these accusations is beneath me", "I've never tested positive" or my favorite style, "I've been in this sport for N years and have developed a reputation for honesty and integrity." All fine but they don't say anything. The only denials I've seen come from 1-2 people away from the rider (coach, trainer, doctor, etc).