Pulled up to Dunkin' Donuts in the dark on my bike with 6 lights flashing. Server was outside on his cell phone and said to me as I grabbed the handle of the door, "You gonna buy something?"

....."I beg your pardon?"

"You gonna buy something?"

....."Yes," (through gritted teeth)

"Okay. I thought you just wanted to use the bathroom."

....."Is my senior diaper showing or what?"

"'scuse please?"

.....Pullling up to my full 5'0.5" height, "And I suppose you would refuse to let me use the bathroom?"

"'scuse please?"