Well... I sucked up my pride and went to the LBS. Turns out that on top of the guy being ridiculously sympathetic to my being unable to get my pedals off, they also sold rear skewers there (lost the one that came with my bike trainer) so I'm about to get back in the trainer and finally use my clipless pedals! Thanks ladies for all the sympathy/advice. By the way, the guy at the LBS had a huge bike wrench (the entire handle was padded) that looked to be at least 13" long. In the future, I'll either get the tool I need or go to the LBS immediately (my pride is not worth cut fingers!)
Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, and do whatever you want all the time, you could miss it.
2010 Fuji Roubaix 1.0
2007 Fuji Absolute 2.0