Stupid things that instantly piss you off

[Selkie]

I AND he chewed gum with his mouth open and smacked/blew/popped bubbles the entire time. .

This is one I forgot! Open mouth/smacking gum--falls under the category of rude, I guess.

I've taken to wearing a walkman/listening to music at work because the woman who sits behind me brings dishes---stonewear---to eat her meals off of at her desk (which in itself is weird). She scrapes/bangs her cutlery against the stonewear, trying to get every last morsel. I feel like screaming, JUST LICK THE F'ing PLATE!! And to make it worse: she cooks up the smelliest food (reminds me of a stale bathroom, if you get my drift). Thank goodness I'll have my own office in about a month.