Murphy's Laws of Cycling

[tzvia]

The horses know the best lines on the MTB trail and leave their mark right there...
and you don't notice till you've chosen the best line and...

[Bike Chick]

Ewwwwww

[marni]

When pedaling hard enough that it requires one to breathe with one's mouth hanging open, the amount of gnats, no-seeums, or other little flying protein sources multiplies exponentially. Then one spends the remainder of the ride swishing water around trying to un-stick them from the front teeth, or wiping them from sweaty arms and face!

On a recent cross country we named that the human fly paper syndrome (hfps). The warmer and hotter the day and the more applications of sun screen required, the more gnats, no see um's and various other small insects will coat every surface of your body and require scraping off before you can apply more sun screen, and the less likely you are to have anything other than bare hands or a bent stick to scrape them off with.

marni lol

[marni]

I hate when I run a square route or out-and-back and the wind follows me, switching to whatever direction I am facing. I think I'm jinxed!

and sorry, no it's not just the wind of your passing- btdthmt (been there done that have memorial t shirt)

marni