Murphy's Laws of Cycling

[Melalvai]

The best roads to ride never go through a town that has water & food.

[artifactos]

The biggest hills on your back-road route will never have a shoulder to use if you have to get off and walk.

On the prettiest days, the light wind will bring the stench of the water treatment plant across the road you are riding, and keep it there. For the most trafficked stretch of the ride, too, where you can't just speed your butt up to get fresh air faster.