Dear Secretary in the Ex Office,
After finding a minor error in 26 letters, which I fixed at your direction, then, you decide that it should be a colon after the Dear So and So instead of a comma, and having me redo all 26 letters fAGAIN, then finding another minor error (spacing between paragraphs is that important?) and having me do the letters again , why don't you have me send YOU the electronic files so you can fix them? I have other projects to work on. One trip to the Ex Office you were draped over you desk lounging, another trip you were chatting up a visitor, last little bitty thing you wanted changing, you had someone bring the file folder to me. Do you not realize that these letters have to be signed TODAY, and the documents that go with them have to go out TODAY, by LAW?? Your nit-pickiness is beyond rediculous.

In answer to your question, No I don't have a secretary. Those of us in the trenches have to do our own work. If commas to colons, and spacing between paragraphs, or dashes by the page number is that important, why don't you fix the letters? I've seen that you're terribly over worked.