Okay, all you experienced winter riders, answer me this: How do you deal with snot?!

[HoosierGiant]

What can be snorted in, can also be shot out with equal effectiveness.

I have a magical speed required of 18 mph. At that speed or higher, I'm okay to clear on the move. Otherwise, I wait for a stoplight or stop sign. That's always fun to gross out the motorists who are waiting beside me! So genteel and ladylike, ya know? Just be sure to leeeean away from the bike, lest you get anything on any part of you or the bike you'd rather not see crudified (like jacket shoulders, arms, or panniers). Apply one finger to close one nostril, and BLOW out the open nostril! Clean up with the glove, give a wink to the motorist beside you, and smell that cold winter air!

Too funny, and oooooh so true! (Although I have finally mastered the fine art of the double-barrel snot rocket, so it remains a hands-free endeavor.)