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  1. 01-04-2010, 12:15 AM #1
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    *snort* hilarious! I think that's the best lie/lay confusion I've ever seen.
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  2. 01-04-2010, 05:16 AM #2
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    How about a cookbook my kids had that says to beat the eggs with a fork. It did not say to crack them open first. My oldest got a big kick out of me beating the heck out of those eggs with a fork. Made a big mess but was good for some laughs!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lph View Post
    *snort* hilarious! I think that's the best lie/lay confusion I've ever seen.
    I keep trying to envision a way it could make sense. Only safe-to-try-at-home one I've come up with is that it was so exhausting cutting and cleaning the pumpkin, that while the pumpkins is in the oven you take a nap on the floor, face down on the spare baking sheet. Even that image is pretty funny.
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  4. 01-05-2010, 10:50 AM #4
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    Here is set of words that I see miss-used/miss-spelled on a regular basis:

    rain
    rein
    reign

    My brain is not cooperating, so please, someone supply a fun sentence using all 3 properly.
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  5. 01-05-2010, 11:00 AM #5
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    When it rains, the reins of the reins of the reigning queen's horses get wet.

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    Durning my reign as queen I will try to rein in the rain.
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    OK, next:

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    Conjugal visits

    This may be my all time favorite comic strip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SadieKate View Post
    This may be my all time favorite comic strip.

    http://comics.com/pearls_before_swin...arch=&x=49&y=9
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  10. 01-07-2010, 10:58 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by spazzdog View Post
    OK, next:

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    She smiled as the call of "FORE" came through the window from the golfers as she contemplated the four remaining pieces of chocolate-nut fudge they had left for later.
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    Tiger Woods won't be yelling "Fore" for he had at least four illicit affairs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spazzdog View Post
    Here is set of words that I see miss-used/miss-spelled on a regular basis:

    rain
    rein
    reign

    My brain is not cooperating, so please, someone supply a fun sentence using all 3 properly.
    The rain put a rein on the lead cyclist's reign.
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