Who likes fruitcake?

[malkin]

Suet is a kind of fat.

I think pudding is an ancient version of what fruitcake was before those colors were invented for the fruit.

[spazzdog]

I think "bird feed" when I see the word "suet"... from the birdie aisle in the pet food store.

Somehow eating that stuff is not a pleasing thought

[malkin]

Thinking about eating fat doesn't really appeal to me much.

Actually eating it is really quite a pleasure under the right circumstances; especially when I'm blissfully unaware of it.

And you don't eat it plain fercryingoutloud.