I wish I had a happy ending lost-and-found story to tell.
I accidentally left a very nice fountain pen at one of the registers at Whole Foods on Sunday. When I got to my car, I realized the pen was missing, so re-traced my steps back to the register. The guy who had been bagging groceries said, "Oh, yeah, I found it and turned it in at Customer Service." He goes with me to Customer Service, and the two women there claim to have never seen it. He questioned them and looked all over for it, but they stuck to their story and the pen wasn't found. Looks like one of those Customer Service girls decided to give herself a nice fountain pen for Christmas.