I have to say it bothers me when a guy out girls me (nicer hair, nicer legs, etc), but I do like hairless cyclists legs.

Once mechanic at the LBS keeps his legs more hairless than I do!!! I would ask him how he does it, but that's just too weird. After a couple months of riding with this team, I think I could ID most of the guys from a picture of their legs/rear end, but wouldn't recognize them in the grocery store without a helmet on!