My commute today was certainly a bit unusual...
It started with my son squealing in delight at the window "Look, look, it's Obama!" at three ominous-looking black military helicopters clackalacking through the fog right past our house, on their way to the airport. Nothing like a bit of war atmosphere to kick-start the day 
Then I kit myself up, pull on all my winter gear, turn on my multiple blinkies, turn on my ipod, and roll off down my dark and normally peaceful, silent and deserted bike path. First person I meet is a policeman, standing in the dark with a machine-gun guarding the underpass under the motorway. We rarely see armed police. I stare, he stares. He waves, I nod.
After a while I muse that he sure got the loneliest job. Closer to town there are armed police guarding every single underpass and bridge, but they get to stand 2 or 3 together, and have cars and stuff. They seem nervous. I get eyeballed by every single one of them.
Downtown I give up counting police and police lines, but traffic is still running. Until I finally leave the bike path for my stretch down the main road which is usually full of heavy morning traffic, buses, cars and pedestrians... but I'm suddenly riding down a deserted road lined only with police. Uh-oh. I take out my earbuds, turn down my aggressive try-ignoring-THIS front blinkie, pull my Buff down off my face, and try to slow down and look innocuous. I get at least 3 blocks before I'm finally pulled over. "So where do you think you're... where are you planning on going?" he amends, as I smile innocently. I explain, and he lets me go "but stay on the sidewalk!" So I tootle along as calmly and non-aggressively as I can on the sidewalk, until I'm finally, safely out of Mr. President's official route.
Welcome to Oslo, Barack Obama. Hope you enjoy your Peace Prize. Personally, I hope you'll have more to show for your trip to Copenhagen.
Winter riding is much less about badassery and much more about bundle-uppery. - malkin
1995 Kona Cinder Cone commuterFrankenbike/Selle Italia SLR Lady Gel Flow
2008 white Nakamura Summit Custom mtb/Terry Falcon X
2000 Schwinn Fastback Comp road bike/Specialized Jett