I think as it gets closer to the holidays, drivers will be more distracted and all we can do is ride very defensively. But the near misses show you ARE riding defensively, so I think calling her an idiot was entirely suitable. Around here we say they got their license at "Piggly Wiggly" for a nickel, which is a countrified grocery store in the south. We also say that their family tree don't fork. Just some fun insults for the next time you run into a moron behind the wheel.