Quote Originally Posted by Eaglewalker
She told me I really should switch to water aerobics, because then the water would hide the size of my butt.
Stunned silence. Wow. In my most compassionate moment, I try to imagine how much self-hatred such a woman must have to say that to you. In the other 23 hr, 59 min of the day, I'd like to kick her with my really strong legs. IDIOT! Your reply was remarkably restrained.

I'd like to see you smoke her on your bike.

Lise