Dear So and So

[pfunk12]

I almost spit out my soup!

Dear Daughter,

Yes, we have sex. I'm sorry you heard. We were quiet, but the bed squeaks more since we moved it, and I, obviously, wasn't thinking at the time. You ARE almost 21, but I'm sure at any age the idea is disturbing. Sigh....but posting 'OMFG SHOOT ME NOW' on Facebook? I hope you recover, and don't need therapy.

Mom

[Biciclista]

I almost spit out my soup!

I know. i didn't want to say anything though because the OP was embarrassed. but it's a classic Facebook thing.