Dear So and So

[staceysue]

Dear Daughter,

Yes, we have sex. I'm sorry you heard. We were quiet, but the bed squeaks more since we moved it, and I, obviously, wasn't thinking at the time. You ARE almost 21, but I'm sure at any age the idea is disturbing. Sigh....but posting 'OMFG SHOOT ME NOW' on Facebook? I hope you recover, and don't need therapy.

Mom

ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah this is soooooooooooo funny. I'm sorry. I think I just peed myself. She put it on FACEBOOK??? ROFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[deedolce]

ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah this is soooooooooooo funny. I'm sorry. I think I just peed myself. She put it on FACEBOOK??? ROFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Thanks, I actually need this! I was mortified, but to hear from others that might have been through similar stuff and can laugh about it really helps!

Yep, Tulip, the UHaul made it. If it weren't for my dd HATING the idea of my be involved at all, it would be way fun. That's what I get for holding off getting involved while she and her brother were growing up (ie...19 years.) She never even had to consider the idea before. And this is what I get for my troubles!

[Selkie]

Your DD should be happy that her parents love each other and have a healthy marriage/relationship. Sorry, I just had to say it.

I don't understand Facebook but then again, that's just me. I know people use it to keep in touch--I'm more of an old fashioned type who actually enjoys writing and receiving letters in the mail.

[Selkie]

Twenty-something girl -

You need to familiarize yourself with the rules about swimming in a crowded pool. Neither I nor the elderly gent with whom I was splitting a lane appreciated your joining us without letting us know. You almost swam into the gent, and your excuse that "I saw him" doesn't wash, sweetie. The guy is in his late 70s or early 80s. Before you join people in lane, you need to let EVERY PERSON IN THE LANE know and ask if we can circle swim. You didn't say boo to either of us.

Yes, I gave you a very loud azz chewing which attracted a lot of attention, which you deserved, particularly when you started arguing with me, acting like you knew what you were doing (trust me, you didn't). The IPOD you were wearing did not help matters, particularly since you kept passing me and the older man without letting us know.

I wasn't surprised that you unilaterally decided that we would split the lane after the old guy gave up and got out of the pool. I've never seen you before and I hope to never encounter you again. That said, if you ever ever try to get in my lane again, I will politely suggest you swim in a medium lane. If you ever act unsafely again, I will go to the pool manager so he can deal with you.

You are too fast for the slow lane. You are rude and unsafe. Karma, of course, will "reward" you for the disrespectful way you treat others. It's not all about you, sweetheart.

[cylegoddess]

Great Goddess,

Can you please send my Best friend lots of good things? His girlfriend just left him and he still is considerate enough to buy me a new 2X cycling top because it was on sale at 50 % off, and he knows I love them.
Im so glad he is my BF.

love
K

[Owlie]

Dear "friends"--
You were friends with both of us before we started dating. Generally speaking, it is polite to at least extend an invitation to both members of a couple, ESPECIALLY if both consider you a friend.

[cylegoddess]

Dear GP,
You suck.Sorry to be so blunt but your attitude is less than bedside.In fact every time I go to see you, only because I cant get to another doctor - you are patronizing arrogant and cold. Plus giving someone with a compromised immune system, and several other chronic aliments who has trouble even just getting thru some days, two days to recover from a a nasty sinus chest infection , is just negligent. I know you said, you cant give more than two days because the health people will be on you possible fraud- but I have had more days from EVERY other doctor I have ever gone to. I think you just want that extra 25 bucks when I have to come in two more times, just to get on my feet. Im never coming back even if I have to drag my poor tired suck body next time, on the half hour bus ride to the next one( who treated me a damn sight better.)When I told you that you should keep in mind that I have diagnosed with a compromised immune system, have Chronic fatigue and other things that may affect my recovery time - you said - you making this hard for me to treat!! No thanks lady.
UN -Sincerely,
Cycle goddess