A friend of mine just recently moved to a new apartment. After a few days she called me in the middle of the night, telling me she had a poltergeist.

The day after she heard again banging noises against the wall... those noises came back every night. She finally called someone ... how do you call it... a psychic/clairvoyant??????.... to chase away the poltergeist.

The man came to her home and after 15 mins or so the banging noise started. The man almost immediately started laughing. And he just said: your 'poltergeist' has a very healthy sexlife it seems.

Not very on topic, but still a funny story.