LMAO. You ladies rule. Here I was feeling miserable about having to chew my noodles so thoroughly in order to swallow them and you've gone and cheered me up no end. Alas, I didn't think to gargle with the date's coffee when she wasn't looking. (It wasn't an awful evening, but I don't think it will be repeated - she just didn't seem to be the same sparkly person I had met at the weekend.)