Dear So and So

[NbyNW]

Dear obnoxious teenagers in the big honkin' pickup truck with the big honkin' trailer,

Did you really need to follow me for 140 km on the freeway, alternatively tailgating me and cutting me off, and driving at dangerously high speeds to catch up to me again when I left you behind after you stopped for gas?

The crude signs in your window also defy explanation.

Please get a job. Or go to school. Or find some way to stop wasting the valuable resources that have been given to you. And try not to kill anyone in the process.

Thanks.
NbyNW

[bmccasland]

Dear Herald,
I know you don't feel good, but you need to eat, and you have to let me give you your insulin shot. Food + shot, they go together. We can get your blood surar stablized, then you'll feel better, and hopefully your neuropathy will improve. Or are you telling me you really don't feel good, you're tired, and we need to make one final trip to the vet?

[OakLeaf]

(((((((((Beth & Herald))))))))

[tulip]

Dear Bumpkin,
Have a wonderful trip! I miss you!
-tulip

[crazycanuck]

Dear Rescue Workers in Sumatra(and Samoa) & good thoughts,

Can you please work a miracle & find my co-workers relatives alive?? Please??

Dear Earthquakes & Tsunamis,

Umm, do you mind? I think Sumatra, Banda Aceh & other areas of the Pacific have had enough. No more for the year please. Thank you though for doing this AFTER Ramadan, my co-worker appreciated it.

Dear RAAF & RNZAF-thank you for being quick of the mark & getting supplies in ASAP.

[bmccasland]

Dear Rescue Workers in Sumatra(and Samoa) & good thoughts,

Can you please work a miracle & find my co-workers relatives alive?? Please??

Dear Earthquakes & Tsunamis,

Umm, do you mind? I think Sumatra, Banda Aceh & other areas of the Pacific have had enough. No more for the year please. Thank you though for doing this AFTER Ramadan, my co-worker appreciated it.

Dear RAAF & RNZAF-thank you for being quick of the mark & getting supplies in ASAP.

We on the Gulf coast of the US have breathed a sigh of relief that we escaped a year without hurricanes. I certainly feel for those in the Pacific islands effected by the recent tsunamis. Rogue waves are nasty things.

Many thanks to the rescue and relief workers that are working to get there quickly. And will continue to work hard and methodically to help out, rescue, clean up, and rebuild.

[redrhodie]

Dear Newbie Cycling Friend who chooses not to heed my advice about properly inflating tires,

Yeah, I inflate my tires just for show. I'm making all the benefits of it up. It really doesn't make my ride faster and handling safer. I just do it so I can waste some time before going out for my dreaded ride.

Sincerely,
the one on the other end of the line saying "I told you so" when you get your pinch flat.