Does your bike have a name?

[MartianDestiny]

I'm considering names for my new bike and wondered if other riders have named their bikes. (Or am I just crazy?)

Mine are:

Cougar (because he left a nasty claw scar on my leg)
Oxymoron (the extra small Giant)
Prez (bought him on election day)
"V" (the 5th bike I've bought + Wilier (W is pronounced V) + movie reference)

Do you talk to your bike? (Or again, am I just crazy????)

Yes, but more the mountain bikes than the roadies.